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Mon Sep 12

yeahiwasintheshit:

johnwilkestooth:

reallyfoxnews:

everythingis3dgraphics:

Fox News brings an atheist on the show to ask what they do to prepare for natural disasters.  It devolves into them yelling at the atheist for “insulting” their beliefs in about 30 seconds, and it’s hilarious.

Interesting, because Fox News had no problem declaring a War on Christmas when the Atheists decided to put up a billboard. 

It’s mockery until the Fox News host tells him that he is wrong and delusional.

Hahaha that atheist guy is such a fuckin douche.

whys he a douche? hes 100% correct. it is delusional to think that praying is going to stop a hurricane. he says its fine to do it, but the prayers arent going to do anything to stop the storm. hes totally right.

why does he say rock and roll at the end hahaha

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Thu Sep 8

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yeahiwasintheshit: sixbucks: fuckyeahdogs: sixbucks: fishtits: In my previous life I was a pipe smoking dog. Pipe dog = reblog yes. pipe dog

yeahiwasintheshit:

sixbucks:

fuckyeahdogs:

sixbucks:

fishtits:

In my previous life I was a pipe smoking dog.

Pipe dog = reblog

yes. pipe dog

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Our brains are hardwired to fear creativity

weareallstarstuff:

For humans to thrive, we often need to come up with unexpected solutions to tricky problems. Yet people are often skeptical and dismissive of creative ideas…and the reason for that is found deep inside our minds.

Anyone who considers him or herself a misunderstood genius - and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that includes roughly 98% of those reading this - knows the experience of having a brilliant idea rejected. The narrow-minded audience is incapable of grasping the visionary concept being put forward, greeting the proposal with dismissive shrugs and petty objections when they should be showering praise and adulation. Creativity is almost universally considered a positive trait in theory, but in practice it seems to make people distinctly uncomfortable.

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matthewsipos: gomerb: i feel like BRAIN would draw this I miss the 215 IM MISS BEAU NEEED BEAU

matthewsipos:

gomerb:

i feel like BRAIN would draw this

I miss the 215

IM MISS BEAU

NEEED BEAU

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Tue Sep 6
Something like this better happen at my funeral! yeahiwasintheshit: johnwilkestooth: firthofforth: peterfeld: Epic Bulgarian drug trafficker fail: In what must have seemed like a scene straight from a movie, hundreds of Orthodox Greek mourners were mistakenly served kourabiedes, a traditional Greek biscuit, at a funeral reception. Shortly after tasting the biscuits, the guests started acting incredibly strangely and the funeral bureau officers called the police. Authorities and funeral goers were surprised to find out that instead of icing sugar, the biscuits had cocaine toppings sprinkled all over them. According to a witness who complained to the funeral home, crazy scenes unfolded during the ceremony: The elderly bystanders, instead of mourning, began to dance around the dead, and the tears turned to nervous laughter. The cognac was consumed in shots accompanied by the sound of happy toasts, and there were some who started ordering mojito cocktails. The climax came at the time of transporting the body to the burial site, where the two elder brothers of the deceased raced along the procession, with their wives whistling and shouting encouraging slogans. Greek authorities quickly traced the biscuits back to the bakery from which they came and established that one of the workers in the confectionary, a Bulgarian national, is a member of an organised criminal group dealing with drug trafficking and distribution. Basically, the Bulgarian came up with an interesting way of smuggling the drug – he’d been sprinkling it atop the biscuits. However, he made a stupid mistake and confused the orders that were meant to go to the funeral reception with the ones that had been pre-ordered by another entrepreneurial person. So far, police officers in Athens have arrested several other members of the group and confiscated more than 60 kilograms of cocaine. This. Hahaha, people became suspicious when a funeral became an occasion to celebrate someone’s life instead of be miserable and sad. But cocaine at a funeral seems like a very seriously great idea. haha. kourabiedes are pretty tasty

Something like this better happen at my funeral!

yeahiwasintheshit:

johnwilkestooth:

firthofforth:

peterfeld:

Epic Bulgarian drug trafficker fail:

In what must have seemed like a scene straight from a movie, hundreds of Orthodox Greek mourners were mistakenly served kourabiedes, a traditional Greek biscuit, at a funeral reception. Shortly after tasting the biscuits, the guests started acting incredibly strangely and the funeral bureau officers called the police.

Authorities and funeral goers were surprised to find out that instead of icing sugar, the biscuits had cocaine toppings sprinkled all over them.

According to a witness who complained to the funeral home, crazy scenes unfolded during the ceremony:

The elderly bystanders, instead of mourning, began to dance around the dead, and the tears turned to nervous laughter. The cognac was consumed in shots accompanied by the sound of happy toasts, and there were some who started ordering mojito cocktails.

The climax came at the time of transporting the body to the burial site, where the two elder brothers of the deceased raced along the procession, with their wives whistling and shouting encouraging slogans.

Greek authorities quickly traced the biscuits back to the bakery from which they came and established that one of the workers in the confectionary, a Bulgarian national, is a member of an organised criminal group dealing with drug trafficking and distribution.

Basically, the Bulgarian came up with an interesting way of smuggling the drug – he’d been sprinkling it atop the biscuits.

However, he made a stupid mistake and confused the orders that were meant to go to the funeral reception with the ones that had been pre-ordered by another entrepreneurial person.

So far, police officers in Athens have arrested several other members of the group and confiscated more than 60 kilograms of cocaine.

This.

Hahaha, people became suspicious when a funeral became an occasion to celebrate someone’s life instead of be miserable and sad.

But cocaine at a funeral seems like a very seriously great idea.

haha. kourabiedes are pretty tasty

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Sun Sep 4
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fuckyeahweird:

lol

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Sat Sep 3
hooo mah gaaawrd

hooo mah gaaawrd

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hooo mah gawwrd

hooo mah gawwrd

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