this is just so funny →
ok i just kinda got back from caleb’s house cause i was helping put these card jauns for his dad’s business jaun on mailbox jauns, we will be paid like 70 bucks each when its all done, it was cold but fun. and when we got back we made some tea, but this tea was special, you see, this tea was like extra healthy or whatever and helps get these toxins out yo ass. we thought it would...
beau and i's conversation
i might have poop eye like i dont think so but its irritated and a possibility
fuckin never taking a picture of calebs ass
oh, yeah use contact solution and rinse it out, i love the feeling
it gives me a headache sometimes
i just rinsed
not like a hurt headache but a good one
oh but yeah thats good
i wanna jiz in a cup again
i want to quit...
jizzing in cups?
pornography... thoughts of failure... window shopping...
i pretty much quit those all
i dont know how long its been
do you still watch porn
i don't emember the last time, like a couple weeks
yeah... i feel like someone addicted to cigarettes, i just get bored and don't feel like not watching it
yeah then i feel obligated to jiz, but i don't relly want to ya no?
yeah, sad thing is that i do
like do understand you ment right?
u ever jiz into a sock?
no, i have not had the opportunity; most of my ijaculation takes place in my basement
oh mine is right next to the computer but i had a sock and the cock wanted that sock
its not that great
unless you have silk socks
i could only imagine
i wipe it off on like my sisters toys from when she was four years old
i once did that with a pair of pants behind this chair
and my old blanket
i did it into a book once
it was a good read
and an old chldren's bible
a holy book for me but only childrens
its funny cause i once consumed a duplicate of that book at a previous occasion
ok i look really shitfaced for no reason at all, my eyes are red and half closed cause they are dry as my butt crack it sucks and shit and hurts and shit i may have gotten some chemistry in em during photography so im gonna take my eye balls out and wash them.
undies be backwards
ok well i told court and amelija this on my way to lunch onetime, and maybe more shall enjoy. so basically i said: “So last night at around one in the morning, i found out that i had had my underwear on backwards the whole day. I found out when i went to itch my butt and accidently fingered myself.” something to the extent of that. and that really did happen too, it sure got the...
today was a good day, in school, yeah, bjkvjadnsfv to start i had a toaster strudel (ok well for some reason when i thought of the word strudel in my head, i had this insatiable urge to combine the word with rutabaga to get Strudabaga) but anyway, i think those juans are a mark for a good day. then, first period was strudel hall and i finished my nothing homework there, and then listened to...